In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this
How is it that I can sing a four part harmony with myself, but I can’t play a fucking bass line?
YOU’RE NOT YOURSELF WHEN YOU’RE HUNGRY DEEEAN
This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.
I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat
a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle
WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL
I can’t figure out if I’m in a bad mood or if a lot of people are just awful.
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what the fuck are cats
I JUST SNORTED MILK OUT MY NOSE
HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO
I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip
They were perfectly good customers until they called me sweetie on the way out.
I miss back when I didn’t mind a lack of reciprocity in friendships.
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- now it's like...super important
- i need the same level of friendship that i provide
- and i can't half-ass a friendship
- that goes against my nature
- i've been a good friend to too many people who couldn't return the favor
- i can't do that anymore
- i can't handle the heartbreak
diemilkshakedie said: Mistakes are just as important as achievements, if not more so.
You are a wise man.